Sometimes, all you need is a little fire, a little bourbon, and the (not so little) brother.
|Bacon. It's what's for dinner.|
|Porterhouse for two, for one? Yes, please.|
"Hi, can I get a Porterhouse, one large fry, and one large
"Large fries, large onion rings...."
"No, one large fry, one large onion ring."